When I Am King – A Rant
April 9, 2009 at 10:31 am Leave a comment
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This rant won’t be about food; although Spam is a popular meat product in Hawaii. There is a daytime AM radio host in Chicago who uses the name: John Williams. One of his favorite topics is, “When I am King”. This supposes that he can do all the things he wants to make the world more to his liking. So it is with a nod to John Williams that I write this rant because things will be different when I am King.
When I am King I will have the brainyacks of my empire develop an electronic torpedo that I will be able to fire back at all those SPAMMERS who insist on filling my comments section here on the blog and my in box on my email addresses. I understand that from a marketing stance if you send out enough spams you may get a hit or two; but typically my readers on this blog are not interested in the “cheap drugs”, enhancement products ( both sexes) and porn sites that these SPAMMERS offer.
The Spam filters work well but I still have to go through the trash box to insure that an important message doesn’t accidentally get filtered by mistake. I have the ultimate weapon, I have the delete key, but somehow that doesn’t seem to be enough. I want revenge, I want to “hurt” them. Here is where the electronic torpedo comes in. When someone uses my in box and comments section I can fire that sucker right at them… completely destroying their sites and emails. Sweet!!! That’s what I would do if I were King!
Entry filed under: Rants, Semi-Rants and Non-Rants. Tags: spam, spammers.
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